STORIES FROM MY STUDENTS (2)

Fatih Urek travels in the world.One day he goes to Jamaika.Fatih Urek walks into a bazaar .It is a big bazaar but it isn't good.Because most expensive materials are 1$.He stops at a counter than he asks;

'' Do you have a snake'' ?

The salesman says;

Yes we have but that is a toy snake.Fatih is worried because he wants a real snake but he decides to buy the toy snake.Fatih Urek asks; ''how much is it''? 

The salesman says ;'' 50 cents''

Fatih ürek says ; '' I have 25 cents'' what can I do?

Salesman says; Can you sing a song ?

Fatih ürek says; Yes and he starts to sing:

'' hadi lililili.... yarrrr....''

Fatih ürek takes the snake and returns to Turkey with a snake.

The end.

Şahin Güzünke & Yusuf Can Uzunarslan & Yiğit Yaşaroğlu ( class= 220)

MY STUDENTS' TPRS STORIES (1)

Ajdar is a singer.He is very famous.He has just two songs.'Çikita muz and nane'.One day he goes to Kuruçeşme because he is too bored.He wants to have fun but he drives too fast and suddenly hits a man.
A police officer comes to Ajdar.The police officer says'Give me your license'but Ajdar dosen't have a license.Then police officer shouts and gives Ajdar a ticket.Ajdar is too sad and shocked.Ajdar
calls his girl friend.
Ajdar'I cant come.I'm sorry'
Şukufe'Ok.We are leaving now.'
Ajdar'Please, I dont want to leave.'
Şukufe'No,finished.'
Ajdar is always too sad:)

By Hande Deniz & Gülsen Erbil ( Class 219)

MY TPRS STORIES / STORY 5

Adriana Lima comes to Turkey.  It is New Year’s Eve. It is 31^st December. Adriana is a guest in Acun’s house. Ilıcalı family is eating a special meal: chicken soup,  turkey, and  rice pudding.

Adriana likes turkey. She takes  a big bite of turkey. She begins to cough.

She coughs and coughs. She can’t stop coughing. Perhaps the wishbone is stuck in her throat.

Adriana’s face is red. She can’t breathe.  Acun’s Grandfather runs to the telephone and calls an ambulance. But the ambulance will arrive in ten minutes or fifteen minutes. It will be too late.

Hülya Avşar gets the vacuum cleaner. She turns the vacuum cleaner on. She turns the power to “high”.She puts the vacuum cleaner hose into Adriana’s throat.

WHOOSSHHHH!

A frog comes out. Now Adriana can breathe but nobody is looking at Adriana.                          Everybody is looking at the frog. It is jumping. “Oh God!” It is talking.

It says: “ Adriana, kiss me. Kiss me . I am a prince. If you kiss me, I will be a man.”

MY TPRS STORIES / STORY 4

SPEED

Nihat Doğan is a professor. He works at Harran University.He gives lectures on economy.  He goes to work by car. He drives to work. He has a Volkswagen car.

One day he leaves work and goes to the car park. He gets into his car and drives home.

He drives fast.

He is in the city centre now. Suddenly he sees a big brown bear in the middle of the road. He  puts his right foot on the brake. He tries to stop the car. He puts his hands on the steering wheel, too. Unfortunately he can’t stop the car. The car hits the bear.

Now the bear is on the road. Nihat  gets out of the car and runs to the bear. Nihat  leans forward. He asks: “Are you OK?” The bear doesn’t answer. Nihat  pulls on the bear but the bear is too big. People come and help Nihat . They try to pull the bear to the right side of the street but they can’t move the bear. It is not dead. The bear opens his eyes and says: “Call the police please. He drives too fast.”

An ambulance arrives and takes the bear to animal hospital. The police comes and takes Nihat  to the police station. Nihat  cries and calls his lawyer.

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MY TPRS STORIES / STORY 3

                 MR. TURKEY

Every year there are a lot of beauty contests in Turkey. The most beautiful woman is the winner. She is “Miss Turkey”.

    Now, there is another beauty contest in Turkey. It is for men only. The most handsome man is the winner. He is “Mr. Turkey ” 

 Kuzey is 20 years old . He is a model. He is very handsome. He wants to be Mr. Turkey, so he is working hard nowadays. He is lifting weights and he is running. He wants to be fit so he is eating a special diet.  He is eating only fruit, vegetables and chicken. He is not eating bread, ice cream, or candy. He wants to look good for the contest.

          Why does Kuzey want to be Mr. Turkey ? “ If I am Mr. Turkey, I will get a lot of modeling work.”

             Some men don’t like the Mr. Turkey contest.  Why? They say “ Beauty contests are for women, they are not for men.”

            But many women like the Mr. Turkey contest . They say “ We like to look at the handsome men . Some women say “ The men in Turkey are the most handsome men in the world”

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beauty contest: güzellik yarışması     contest : yarışma

every year: her yıl

woman : kadın / women : kadınlar ------man :erkek / men : erkekler

the most: en………. the most beautiful : en güzel  ……. The most handsome:   en bi yakışıklı

winner : kazanan kişi

Miss turkey: türkiye güzeli

another : başka bir

only : sadece

handsome: yakışıklı

he wants to be……>>> olmak ister

nowadays: bugünlerde                                                  so: bu yüzden

he is working hard>>>> çok çalışıyor

…… lifting weights : ağırlık kaldırıyor

……. running : koşuyor

…….. eating  : yiyor   /    …….. he is not eating : yemiyor

a special diet :   özel bir yemek

fruit : meyva              bread : ekmek              ice cream : dondurma             candy : şekerleme

vegetables: sebze

chicken: gıt gıt gıdak

look good : iyi görünmek

a lot of : çok

modeling work : mankenlik işi

If I am Mr. Turkey, I will get a lot of modeling work.(   Eğer Mr Turkey olursam, çok modellik işi kaparım.)                         

We like to look at handsome men >>>> yakışıklılara bakmayı severiz.

                 

                                                                                                                     

MY TPRS STORIES / STORY 2

                                                                                                                                                                               HODO'S FRIEND                                                                      

Hodo is a film star. He is a chimpanzee.

Hodo has a small red car. Hodo likes sports cars. He drives fast.

One day Hodo goes to Trabzon. He has a friend in his car.

Hodo drives very fast through the mountains.

A police officer sees the small red car. The police officer follows the car.

The red car goes around a curve. Then it goes around another curve. It goes very fast.

It is over the speed limit. It is too fast for the curves.

The police officer turns on his siren and his red light.

The red car pulls over to the side of the road and it stops.

The police officer walks to the car. He says : " License, please."

Hodo shows the police  officer his license.

The police officer looks at Hodo and his friend.He smiles. " Well! Have a nice day, sir," he says.

He is very excited. Hodo's friend says: "Hello!" Then she gets out of the car. She walks to the police officer.

The police officer is surprised. She kisses the police officer.

The police officer doesn't give Hodo a ticket.

Why not?

Because Hodo's friend is Beyonce.

pŽ  pŽ  pŽ  pŽ  pŽ

has: var                                  pull over :çeker

red: kırmızı                               to the side of the road: yolun kenarına

small : küçük  X big : büyük                 licence: ehliyet

likes : sever / hoşlanır               "Have a nice day!" : İyi günler

drives: araba kullanır.               "Sir" : efendim

fast : hızlı    X slowly  : yavaş    excited: heyecanlı

through : arasından                               gets out of the car: arabadan çıkar

mountains: dağlar                     surprised: şaşkın, şaşırmış

sees : görür                              doesn't give a ticket: makbuz vermez (ceza kesmez)

follows : takip eder / izler                     because: çünkü

curve : viraj , dönemeç

go around a curve: viraj dönme            ( around : etrafında)          

over : üzerinde

speed limit: hız limiti

too: gereğinden fazla

turn on: açmak  X turn off : kapamak

siren: siren

light: ışık

                                                                                                          

                                                                                                       

MY TPRS STORIES / STORY 1

MAHZUN KIRMIZIGÜL IS IN CHINA.

Mahzun Kırmızıgül goes to China.

Mahzun walks into a store.

İt is a good store.

It is a big store but it has only one cash register and one cashier.

Mahzun has a $10  bill in his hand. He asks the cashier: "Do you have Panço chips?"

The cashier says : "Yes."

Mahzun puts the money on the counter. Mahzun says: "Give me a bag."

A man goes into the store. He shows the cashier a gun. The man says: "Give me all the money!"

"but...." the cashier says. The cashier is scared.

Mahzun hits the man. The man runs out.

The cashier is relaxed. She kisses Mahzun.

Then her boyfriend comes. He hits Mahzun.

Now Mahzun comes back to Turkey but he has a black eye.

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goes >  gider                                                               into> içeri   X out > dışarı

walks > yürür                          but > ama                    big > büyük  X small > küçük

has  > var                                and > ve                      cash register > kasa

asks  > sorar                           or  > veya                    cashier > kasiyer

says  > der, söyler                                                       one >1            ten > 10

puts  > koyar                                                              hand > el     /    in his hand > elinde

gives  > verir                                                              

counter > tezgah   / on the counter > tezgahın üzerine

Give me all the money!  > Tüm parayı bana ver                       bill > banknot              

money > para

shows  > gösterir                                                        gun > silah                  

all: hepsi

hits  > vurur, döver                                                      scared > korkmuş

runs > koşar                                                               relaxed > rahatlamış

kisses  > öper                                                             then > sonra

comes  > gelir

he has a black eye >  Gözü morarır.

What? >  Ne ?

Who ? > Kim ?

Where ? > Nerede ? / Nereye ?

How?> Nasıl ?